Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML
Today, I opened up to my best friend about my depression. Her response: "If you're so depressed, why don't you just kill yourself?" FML
Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML
Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I tried to tell my dad that I was really struggling with my mental health and didn't think I could stay alive much longer. He laughed. This comes after telling my "best friend" last week and having to wait three days for a reply. FML
Today, my best friend’s parents told me they’re gonna take me to court and sue me for “all I got.” Turns out, he'd committed suicide after I got in a relationship with someone else. Apparently, he’s had feelings for me for a while and couldn’t handle that fact. FML
Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, I finally caved and told a friend about my suicide note. She demanded that I promise I wouldn't follow through, but how could I when I was writing it no more than a few minutes before I joined a call with her? The funny thing is, most of that note was me trying to comfort my friends and family for when I'm gone. FML
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Top comments
anythingmustbe 18
How? Seems to me the only way in doing that is actually successfully doing suicide.
ropeandneck 7
**** this shit, I'm gonna be your best friend now. we don't need him ! *wrap arm around shoulder and walks away* seriously, didn't you think about reconsidering your friend ship with this douchebag ?
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Comments (100)
crisanba 18
Well what did he say?
miroku000 5
Maybe your friend was actually trying to make you see that you are not alone in feeling like that
RavenTheFoxx 16
That is NOT a best friend. I was depressed once, self-harmed, and often considered suicide. But my friends and I have just confided in one another, not try to see which one was better or worse. Hang in there, OP. It gets better :)
RavenTheFoxx 16
And to those saying "how can you fail to commit suicide?" it happens, okay? You are interrupted, or you have a realization that you should do it. I've been there, so just shut up. And instead of calling it selfish and putting the OP down (which doesn't help the depression at all. Come on, guys.) support him/her. OP, get a better friend, and I pray that you feel better soon <3
fabforever 10
BEST friend maybe something needs to change here??
SamanthaNGoree 10
Wow, attempted suicide is NOT a competition. You're talking about it like its some sort of game by saying your friend tried to "one up" your attempt. Suicide is very serious not some stupid competition.
Rabidkid 14
Did it go down like this! "Pfft you call that a suicide?! I did ......."
Raesin 21
If you honestly wanted to commit suicide you would've made sure it worked. YDI, grow a pair and learn to deal with your problems. As terrible as it seems at the time, it won't be that bad forever and you will eventually get through it and the experience will make you a stronger person.
Velimir Tchatchevsky 6
WTF you are using a suicide story to grab attention of FB? Try and get some real help, what you expect from fb apart from a like!?