Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML
Today, I opened up to my best friend about my depression. Her response: "If you're so depressed, why don't you just kill yourself?" FML
Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML
Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I tried to tell my dad that I was really struggling with my mental health and didn't think I could stay alive much longer. He laughed. This comes after telling my "best friend" last week and having to wait three days for a reply. FML
Today, my best friend’s parents told me they’re gonna take me to court and sue me for “all I got.” Turns out, he'd committed suicide after I got in a relationship with someone else. Apparently, he’s had feelings for me for a while and couldn’t handle that fact. FML
Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, I finally caved and told a friend about my suicide note. She demanded that I promise I wouldn't follow through, but how could I when I was writing it no more than a few minutes before I joined a call with her? The funny thing is, most of that note was me trying to comfort my friends and family for when I'm gone. FML
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Top comments
anythingmustbe 18
How? Seems to me the only way in doing that is actually successfully doing suicide.
ropeandneck 7
**** this shit, I'm gonna be your best friend now. we don't need him ! *wrap arm around shoulder and walks away* seriously, didn't you think about reconsidering your friend ship with this douchebag ?
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Comments (100)
DKjazz 20
I was in a support group where there was a guy like that. "You've been hospitalized twice now? Oh yeah? Well I've been hospitalized 5 times. So there." Horrible.
golden_warrior 23
Shouldn't you be more worried about the fact that you tried to commit suicide? You have your priorities ****** up.
Canureadthis 4
You both seem like a depressing set of book ends ... Cheer up no more suicide attempts! Go play in sunshine or something. Nothing is that bad.
worldclassrager 41
Is he still alive is the question...but still if he is making it up where are his "scars"? Without them it's fake per se...
bingbongbingbong 11
I am a ****.
Welshite 40
Kudos for honesty.
wowthatissad 9
Yes you are
edvin_fml 10
what is this, i ... don't ... even ...
thenamesmeg 7
He doesn't sound much like a Best friend.
Guardian88 21
Suicide is a selfish act, not to mention cowardly....face your fears an demons!!! stand up tall an hold your head up because suicide doesnt solve anything it just creates more problems for those around you. Just saying
mezochan 29
You've obviously never had to deal with being seriously depressed. Congratulations on your mental well being.
wowthatissad 9
"i've had problems guys. I tried to overdose on my meds. It's been a rough time" "oh yeah? Well I tried to ******* decapitate myself beat that"
xAkonz 10
First off, what the hell is a "suicide story"? It sounds to me like you are trying to brag about it yourself. Next, your friend is obviously an asshole a well, and you should ditch them. Lastly, based on all that, I'm going to assume that you are both over-emotional thirteen year olds. Suicide is not the answer, so you both should get over yourselves and get some help.