Today, and for quite some time, my girlfriend has been telling me that she needs to go home each night to take care of her cat. Taking care of her cat is, it seems, an euphemism for having it off with her neighbor Tom since her cat died three months ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead for over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, "She looks like she's sleeping" and "She's so cold." To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name for three years. FML
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML
Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML
Today, my girlfriend suggested that she needs a "cuddle buddy" because I'm never home to spend with her. I have to work two jobs to pay the bills because she keeps calling in "sick" from her job. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, after having had my cat for a year, I've began to understand why people spoil their pets: Between me and her, I want at least one of us to have the easy, comfortable life she deserves. FML
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freaky922 0
Taking care of her "pussy", if you will...
tehukiso 0
This is totally irrelevant (mostly) but as soon as I read cat, and Tom, I thought of Tom and Jerry and started to miss weekend morning cartoons :(
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Comments (93)
Luky_fml 0
really she wasnt lying she was taking care of her cat
BLiNdZoRz 3
I'm getting really tired of these, "Today, I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me. FML"
Nathan727_fml 0
Same, there are far too many "MAH GIRLFRIEND ISH CHEATINGZ ON ME!!!" FML's.
Dragonmouth 4
Tending to her pussy's needs. Heheh. :)
fawfulster 11
Dump her man!
nooseandnail 0
When girls make up stupid lies like this one, they want to be caught. That's it. No one is really that stupid. Unless, I mean they are...in which case men are just as dumb for dating them.
lilone08 0
im pretty sure i saw this same FML on here a few months ago....
lolwatlol 0
dont be silly. Tom is her cat and jerry is her pet mouse.
HelloShitty_fml 0
hahahhahhaahaha. technically.. she was taking care of her cat. :]
cmac86 24
well she is taking care of her cat in a sense. her PUSSYcat. still sucks man. get rid of the *****.
omghahahahahahah 0
A, not an