Love, Weird and Spooky: The Haunting of FML House

The Haunting of FML House

By Tess - 18/03/2020 02:01 - United States - Burlington

Today, hidden deep in my husband's closet, I found a shrine dedicated to a woman named Felicity. After further investigation, I saw printouts of my husband's detailed fantasies of phone sex conversations with Felicity. Felicity was his first wife, and has been dead for nine years. FML

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You deserved it 262

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 138

You deserved it 3 436

By LifeSucks - 17/11/2018 05:00

Today, I came home to an empty house. I found a note from my wife telling me she was bisexual and found love in a woman. I FaceTimed my sister to tell her about it, and who do I see with her? My wife. FML

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You deserved it 205

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 442

You deserved it 4 211

By -__- - 27/12/2013 21:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 846

You deserved it 4 571

Snooping

By ks0300 - 24/02/2010 05:47 - United States

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 265

You deserved it 2 183

By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 19:20 - Ireland - Galway

Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 616

You deserved it 3 684

By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 378

You deserved it 17 354

The plan

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 23:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 382

You deserved it 151

By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 426

You deserved it 12 074

By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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You deserved it 5 279

jk_waks 20

Wednesday 18 March 2020 4:30

I guess you should nicely talk to your husband and see if he’s alright? and if not you should advice him to seek professional help!

bobsanction 18

Wednesday 18 March 2020 6:18

That is honestly just really sad. He lost someone he loved, you should show some ******' compassion.

Comments

Amtrying 4

Wednesday 18 March 2020 20:05

If I lost my husband I would probably be tempted to do something similar. I already don't handle loss well and the loss of my soul mate sounds so painful. I honestly can't imagine what he's dealing with.

Yolanda Patrice Evans 17

Thursday 19 March 2020 4:50

9 years isn’t a long time... these last 10 went by in the blink of an eye 😩 sounds like you need to be a person he can bare it all to... I’d be more concerned with why you weren’t aware that was there than itit actually being there

knotley 9

Thursday 19 March 2020 12:23

I would talk to him about it, but not in an accusing way. Dealing with loss is incredibly sensitive and difficult. I would talk to him in more of a 'what do you need? You can talk to me and I can help' way. Sorry OP, that's really tough for both of you.

carrs2154 9

Thursday 19 March 2020 23:30

I'm curious as to why you were digging around deep in your husband's closet? ydi

Sonotsuave 35

Friday 20 March 2020 3:59

Look, if that’s all the case, then clearly he hadn’t gotten over it. I would bring it up gently and see if he needs any mental and emotional help like therapy to help him move on.