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The harder they come…

Anonymous - 23/04/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I had to climb over a tall gate. Getting to the top wasn't a problem, but falling face first on the way down wasn't what I'd had in mind. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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lol - 16/05/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, on a whim, I decided to try parkour. I climbed a chain link fence and fell off, right onto my face. Then the owner of the property shouted at me. FML

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Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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Shout the victory

dogpatch087 - 02/01/2020 03:00 - United States - Ventura

Today, while climbing a mountain, I got to the top and then put both of my arms up in a victory kind of way only to trip on a rock and fall into a cactus plant. FML

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HeadStillHurts - 26/10/2016 11:43

Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML

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Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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I don't know my strength

Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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Best foot forward

Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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Watch your step

Gary - - Canada

Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML

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Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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Sunday 24 April 2011 2:17

were u making a prison break

bravesfan112233 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:35

your the new humpty dumpty

cuddleme 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:57

At least ur not fat!!!

xxhewoxx 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:04

Blond E Accident Prone AKA:BEAP!

teacher25 3

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:26

fail.

drew2711 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:26

At least you didn't get the pointy part of the gate up your ass as you tried to jump off

_Itz_Meena_ 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:32

33- that wasn't a fail? Bella is clumsy, therefore it's relevant to this. lol. I found that pretty funny 26.

xlil_miss_emo_x 6

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:32

as asked before... What in the bloody hell were you doing climbing a tall gate?! And falling didn't cross your mind? Wow... Im guessing this isnt the first time and last time caused you not to think clearly???

tigerarmychic 3

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:33

:D

tigerarmychic 3

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:33

:D hehehehe

chickenfriedCG 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:35

burn

PeaceLoveKayleig 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:41

umm...what the hell? a lot of people fall...it happens. this isn't even an FML. :l

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