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By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I had to climb over a tall gate. Getting to the top wasn't a problem, but falling face first on the way down wasn't what I'd had in mind. FML

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By lol - 16/05/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, on a whim, I decided to try parkour. I climbed a chain link fence and fell off, right onto my face. Then the owner of the property shouted at me. FML

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Bad start

By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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Shout the victory

By dogpatch087 - 02/01/2020 03:00 - United States - Ventura

Today, while climbing a mountain, I got to the top and then put both of my arms up in a victory kind of way only to trip on a rock and fall into a cactus plant. FML

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By HeadStillHurts - 26/10/2016 11:43

Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML

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By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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Watch your step

By Gary - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML

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By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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Sunday 24 April 2011 2:17

were u making a prison break

bravesfan112233 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:35

your the new humpty dumpty

Comments

adranja 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:45

fail!!!!

MeowingKat 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:46

Hah hah just remember to land like a kat, then you'll have no trouble... ;)

OMG_N3RD 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:52

Ouchh

flyerfan101 9

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:55

why'd you need to climb a gate in the first place?

FMLollie 7

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:04

Thats exactly what I thought any ways ouuuch!

hethomas27 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:57

a tailgate is NOT a gate. it's on the back of a truck!! so all of u who keep commenting like it's a gate and fence UR stupid!

tona01 16

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:05

read again...

mintcar 9

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:28

Yeah, you're right. /We're/ the stupid ones.

jane79 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:27

lol maybe u should not be boarder jumping so ydi. lol

Tenaed 7

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:30

hehehehe. this made me laugh:)

imhere6969 1

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:37

epic fail

KDBANK 2

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:47

Gates usually open, and if they don't it means they're locked. A locked gate usually means you're not allowed on the other side.

leeshxx 3

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:47

the mustache and cigar are a nice add my boner boy

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Today, I got a threatening email from my manager, saying my job is in jeopardy if I call off again. Somehow, my leaving early to drive my mom to the ER is inexcusable, yet it's perfectly fine for the same manager to leave early to take her dogs to the groomers. FML

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Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML

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