Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML
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Today, I showed my daughter video footage from a security camera that showed her using her employee key to enter the store I own, disarming the alarm, and stealing several very valuable items. Her defense? That someone had "photoshopped" the video. We'll see how that goes down in court. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML
Today, my daughter and her best friend made an elaborate plan that she was kidnapped, causing me to cough up $7000 in ransom money, which I later found out was a hoax. All this because she’s still upset I left her terminally ill mother for my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I was out of town but saw the Ring camera footage of a woman dragging my wife out of our house by her hair and beat the brakes off her on the front lawn. The woman was the mother of the girl our daughter had been bullying. When confronted, our daughter laughed and said, "Oh well." FML
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mannatee 19
Wow. Kids today.
Aspen_Grace33 27
Maybe you should teach her a lesson the hard way and take her to the police station to discuss what this could lead to in the future... My parents did that with my brother when he was forging progress reports they were supposed to sign!
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Comments (102)
gabagabaheyu 10
did you call the police?
doggiewoggie 13
Time to change the locks. And the will.
lectricpharaoh 9
If you've called the police yet, then FYL. Otherwise, it probably means you're one of those parents who let their kids get away with far too much, and thereby encourage this kind of behavior. In that case, YDI. I'm going to assume the former, though, and say FYL.
imbedderdenu 23
kick. her. ass!!
the_real_dvd 21
I'd change your will to someone who loves you enough not to rob you.
trashcan_man 16
I would be happy to take your daughter's place in your will. Please contact me by private message for contact information. BTW...what is your age and health status?
Tressa1982 18
drugs. guaranteed. ..I kinda know
Nyahko 16
even if she still lives with you file a police report & change your will your daughter has a problem & is i need of a massive wake up call, if she doesn't live with you you should also change the locks and get window locks possibly even get a restrainer order if this behavior continues
millertime911 15
in my experience, when someone steals from family members and goes to the pawn shop, it is usually drug related. You may want to have a talk with her soon!
PotatoPal 11
That excuse is worthless! She obviously knows what she was doing is wrong because she was being sneaky! Fyl, OP!