Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML
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Today, I showed my daughter video footage from a security camera that showed her using her employee key to enter the store I own, disarming the alarm, and stealing several very valuable items. Her defense? That someone had "photoshopped" the video. We'll see how that goes down in court. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML
Today, my daughter and her best friend made an elaborate plan that she was kidnapped, causing me to cough up $7000 in ransom money, which I later found out was a hoax. All this because she’s still upset I left her terminally ill mother for my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I was out of town but saw the Ring camera footage of a woman dragging my wife out of our house by her hair and beat the brakes off her on the front lawn. The woman was the mother of the girl our daughter had been bullying. When confronted, our daughter laughed and said, "Oh well." FML
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mannatee 19
Wow. Kids today.
Aspen_Grace33 27
Maybe you should teach her a lesson the hard way and take her to the police station to discuss what this could lead to in the future... My parents did that with my brother when he was forging progress reports they were supposed to sign!
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Comments (102)
kazthesb 10
Change it. Who knows? She might come for more, next time
EnderWolf1013 9
yeah, OP's life.
worldclassrager 39
She should look over the story of the lost son in the bible
listner1 9
Time to change your will.
catharsis5 9
Send her to the police then tell her that you changed/will change your will.
kasmol 16
Since you said "my house" I will assume your daughter is an adult and/or living elsewhere. My advice? 1. File charges. 2. Change your door locks. 3. Get window locks. 4. Change all your credit card and bank account numbers. She sees your things as hers, so you better protect them.
Nyahko 16
don't forget 5 take her out of the will
VasNormandy 14
Take back those damn keys and change your locks. Trust broken, no more house privileges.
rocker_chick23 27
If my son or daughter did that, they would be in jail. I don't care if you're my child, you don't ever steal from me.
ultra_notorious 26
Rick and company didn't do a very good job of asking the seller from where she acquired said jewelry!
SMHsohard 22
Didn't know Pawn Stars had a branch in Germany. Here in the states a pawn shop has to make sure they aren't accepting stolen property. Might be different in other countries.
Goblin182 26
With Jewlery there really is no way to be sure, all you can do is ask.
91hayek 31
Sounds like a drug problem; if so fyl OP. If she is rationalizing that you're good as dead then the brakes have really gone and all bets are off in her pursuit for the next high.
annunaki_fml 11
no offense your daughter sounds like a total money grubbing *****. fix it.