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aligator1009 - 09/05/2012 04:54 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was enjoying the sun, an old man with prosthetic leg and no clothes on sat next to me. He took off his fake leg and put it behind his head. Then he opened his legs revealing his "stuff." I will never unsee this. Ever. FML
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Lifes_a_bust 0

A pillow for a leg, that's handy.

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immaMonsta 8

Well why were you staring for so long? It's rude to stare.

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mollysticks 10

You mean leg...

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RocRach 5

THAT IS TRAUMATIZING! And *????????????*

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liljess7 2

how can he open his legs of he ony has one leg?

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Dracoboxer357 35

85- Seriously? The FML is about a naked old man, you did not make the connection that maybe "stuff" is referring to his genitals? ;)

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skyeyez9 24

Looked like a sickly robin sleeping in a black unkempt wooly nest?

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pennies_lane 6

You should have snatched his leg and hit him with it... or kicked him with it?

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Epikouros 31

Newsflash: life is not television, old people have genitals, too, and people are not made for your viewing pleasure. You probably missed a chance to speak to a cool guy who could tell amazing stories.

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