Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She has early onset dementia, butt was a pretty OK day. All was going well until she looked at her son and said he was skinny, which admittedly he is quite skinny, but then looked me dead in the eye and said, "You need to lose weight." FML
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ciaraaahhh 10
Should have walked out and told him that YOU could do better, and dumped his ass.
MrBond007_fml 6
I'm trying to think of a way to explain how this might just be a big misunderstanding... I've got nothing :( sorry
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Comments (119)
pathxfinder 11
no one should even try to defend the boyfriend, either he really doesn't love her enough to defend her or like other people say he agrees with everyone just to fit in either way he's a jerk so OP should really consider getting a new and BETTER boyfriend
Aijarox 4
You should do really intense work outs and get some new clothes and spend a little bit of extra time on your hair and make up, show him how hot you are and then leave him.
squeamishacorn 14
Dump That SOB
Coco_Ducky 3
WHAT A COMPLETE DICK! WHAT KIND OF **** SUCKING MOTHER ******* NEEDLE DICK OF AN ASSHOLE DOES THAT SHIT. Drop him like a hot potato honey.
salarroyo10 2
You should refer to him as your ex! Anything from this point forward, you deserve for staying with him.
jambon43 1
He might like fat chicks? Which sounds like a win for you if you are actually fat? Was pretty rude tho... hmm
MorF4RDK 8
Damm some bicthes!
angel29_fml 4
Son of a gun u better have dumped his ass
asia3pea90 13
You seriously need to break up with him...no joke...
nikkigrl303 8
I hope you dumped his ass!