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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Talbott, United States
Thanks, I guess?
Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef and roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML
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SnipeFatPeople 6
I have a feeling if there's a zombie outbreak, you'll be the first to go ;D
ScaughtieHolden 11
You should get some different soap and/or deodorant.
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Almandine 7
Do you eat the beef ramen? I've found when I eat that my sweat sometimes smells like beef soup broth.
futtbucker92 0
Yes as a matter of fact, I do. I practically lived off of them for like two years in college.
vucui 21
I'm a bit ashamed to say that if I were ever to meet you, I'd probably lick you.
futtbucker92 0
You'd want to lick my armpit? And I thought I was gross...
vucui 21
You bet, baby. ;)
Steve95401 49
It's better than smelling like fish.
thethingy 6
better than smelling like a homeless man OP
jayfreeman80 0
Your friend was no doubt. You should be glad to know this. You obviously have poor personal hygiene!!!!! GROSSS!!!!!!!
futtbucker92 0
So, by your infallible logic, just because my body emits a certain odor I must have terrible personal hygiene?
furbyface711 9
My fiancé tells me after work I smell like salt and vinegar chips. And then I shower.
wironandine 8
Gross
TheWelshy 8
BO is based entirely on the food and chemicals our bodies consume, a new deoderant wouldnt do anything other than cover it up
brandy1 5
Depend on the beef a guess. If it was well done cooked beef or rare, or if it was filet mignon or chuck. You may not be so delicious after all!
mixzies 6
Hey, I just met you, and you smell like gravyyyyyyy. So here's some soap. So shower maybe?