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Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef and roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML

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SnipeFatPeople 6

I have a feeling if there's a zombie outbreak, you'll be the first to go ;D

ScaughtieHolden 11

You should get some different soap and/or deodorant.

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songofthedead 20

If your friends ever run out of food, RUN! They'll be eating you next :)

rahrah765765 11

Its not that uncommon for people to smell like certain foods. My friends B.O smelt like meatballs and for a period of time during high school I smelt like chlorine even though I hadn't been in a pool for years- ok so that isn't food but still a freaky smell. I have no idea how to get rid of it- best way to cover it though is using an antiperspirant deodorant. I find the Rexona clinical protection stick works a treat.

demonkey_fml 4

I would visit your doctor and see if it is a type of genetic abnormality in the way your body processes certain foods. There is a type where people smell of fish even though they bathe daily or multiple times a day. Sometimes dairy or wheat can't be processed correctly if your body doesn't produce a certain enzyme. I would see a dr. if you can afford it. It might not be 'YOU".

Crissayuh 1

I heard if you work at McDonald's you'll start smelling like pickles. It's like being a snooki magnet. Run!!

glittercookies 12

That generic abnormality you're talking about is very very rare. It's called Trimethylaminuria. And it gives off a fish smell. BO can smell like the foods we eat. Its common. I highly doubt OP has a disease.

Mama_Umbridge 8

That doesn't sound delicious.

TriflingAllDay 6

No but you look delicious.

wellfuuucckme 7

some bitchs smell like lasagna! D:

Minna_fml 14

Make a bad comment, bitches love bad comments.

Epikouros 32

Wow! Please message me so I can give you a tongue massage all over your body.

ebonyirony 29

That's really ****** creepy.

robinhood007 9

You're so not alone. I have a friend that no matter how much he washes smells like tacos.

willitz787 3

Is he Mexican?

DKjazz 20

Marry me?

Leslier_fml 4

Ummm.......NO.

greenie213 23

Damn! I'm hungry now.