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hungry? This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Talbott, United States

Thanks, I guess?

Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef and roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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SnipeFatPeople 6

I have a feeling if there's a zombie outbreak, you'll be the first to go ;D

You should get some different soap and/or deodorant.

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maybe try a steak sauce cologne now?

blue_seduction 6

This make anyone else hungry ?

joshfuchs87 0

Stay away from flordia

At least you'll taste good if you have a BF and he tries anything ;)

roxyelizabeth 3

Haha. I had a waitress trip and spill a tray full of alcoholic drinks down my back once & had a guy hit on me cuz I smelt like garlic bread apparently.

You are what you eat!! ... Seriously, depending on the food, your body can secrete the scent of it.

bubo_fml 11

If your at the beach & ask for the suntan lotion, if someone hands you BBQ sauce, GTF outta there!

Rise, my minions!

Iv been told my BO smells like really good dank, Ima boss, I sweat THC and shit

robert76 5

My ex-wife told me that I smell like cookies when I sweat.