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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Talbott, United States
Thanks, I guess?
Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef and roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML
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SnipeFatPeople 6
I have a feeling if there's a zombie outbreak, you'll be the first to go ;D
ScaughtieHolden 11
You should get some different soap and/or deodorant.
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Comments (107)
johnnyboy7 5
Can i have some? ^^
Tuffay 14
Too bad OP doesn't smell like bacon instead... Everyone loves Bacon!
futtbucker92 0
If I smelled like bacon, this wouldn't be an FML now would it?
tamgibbo 5
No mate, you just freaken stink...You need to seriously use deodorant.... So many people just like to smell their stinkyness...it's disgusting
silent_bride 5
Or - or! - maybe the OP's friends meant after work. Or after working out. Or first thing in the morning, before showering. Human beings are not required to smell like roses 100% of the time, and that doesn't mean their hygiene sucks.
mod3rator 2
You use ellipsis completely wrong. Go back to middle school please. It would save the rest of us from all the palms smacking our faces.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Yes it would. People would try to eat you.
AgentSmith79 9
Isn't that the point??
futtbucker92 0
People I can deal with. But an army of stoner chipmunks with the munches is what I'm worried about.
JustKittyKat 24
"I'm disgustingly delicious." I love that.
Complaining 13
That is obviously not natural unless you are beef or an onion.
s0ulslack 20
Quit eating beef cooked in onions, prettttty easy one there