SillyScotsman
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Hamilton, United Kingdom
Tasty
Today, I was eating an ice cream cone when I felt something drop onto my bottom lip. Assuming it was a piece of ice cream, I quickly pulled it into my mouth. After a sharp sting to my tongue, I spat it out. It was a bee. FML
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mkid232 15
You better bee screaming for ice cream now.
MsConfusedd 27
At least you didn't swallow it!!!
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Comments (62)
MsConfusedd 27
At least you didn't swallow it!!!
Damian95 16
Just thinking about a bee in the throat really stings.
rasengan1544 12
I get your point
RoboCunnilingus 23
Then you're a sharp one, #62.
Neyuu 18
I wish everybody would just buzz off with these lame bee puns.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Bee-hive yourselves!
thatkidhesh 11
one of those rare instances where you thank God you're not a swallower
Neyuu 18
#74 has shown his true stripes.
mkid232 15
You better bee screaming for ice cream now.
LeFrogDog 27
I scream you scream...
DyslexicPanda 12
I don't think you quite caught on 49..
Summoner_T3L 15
Bee patient 67 they'll catch on soon
LeFrogDog 27
@67 I got it, but I dont think anyone got my reference. Look deeply it relates.
johnnie254 7
I see what you did there :D
TwoBytesCarley 27
We all scream..
xBethanyC 15
You really should bee more careful, OP.
morganrules123 10
I don't think most people pay close attention to what is on their mouths while eating. Especially when they're eating something that melts.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
8- I think you didn't notice the pun in that comment
domking1315 20
I also dont think bees melt so it'd bee pretty obvious...
willson10123 3
I hate bee stings, soo much...
SmexiiBacon 8
How can you not tell the difference between ice cream and a bee?l
MeLikeBigBoom 8
Because it's rather hard to look at your bottom lip.
suboy 10
But ice cream wouldve been cold though.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Depending on how they're eating the ice cream, their bottom lip could be numb from the cold at this point, so they couldn't really be able to differentiate between the bee and the ice cream. I dunno about anyone else, but whenever I eat an ice cream cone or a popsicle or something, my lips go sort of numb!
WhiteCrimson 23
Funny how a insect can be as cold as ice cream in summer. But we believe you.
imtooshy 18
Last time I had an ice cream I'm pretty sure it wasn't buzzing inside my mouth. Not that difficult to figure out something was alive and moving in there.
daniellekimberly 23
Yeah, I agree with answer #1. And besides I made the same mistake…well sort of. Something landed on my ice cream and I didn't know what it was so a 5 year old me reached out to touch it. Stuff like that happens
RVAriverRAT88 9
At least you still have your icecream to sooth the sting :)
cakeeater123 5
well on the bright side you have a new tongue piercing
itsmichellebitch 16
At least you aren't allergic to bees..or are you allergic to them?
Sfaizi24 17
At least I didn't down vote your comment... Or did I?