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SillyScotsman This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Hamilton, United Kingdom

Tasty

Today, I was eating an ice cream cone when I felt something drop onto my bottom lip. Assuming it was a piece of ice cream, I quickly pulled it into my mouth. After a sharp sting to my tongue, I spat it out. It was a bee. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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mkid232 15

You better bee screaming for ice cream now.

At least you didn't swallow it!!!

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Why wouldn't you look at your lip before licking it? What if it's been bird poop!