Food, Insects and Health: Tasty

Tasty

By SillyScotsman - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Hamilton

Today, I was eating an ice cream cone when I felt something drop onto my bottom lip. Assuming it was a piece of ice cream, I quickly pulled it into my mouth. After a sharp sting to my tongue, I spat it out. It was a bee. FML

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mkid232 15

Tuesday 25 June 2013 0:37

You better bee screaming for ice cream now.

MsConfusedd 27

Tuesday 25 June 2013 0:37

At least you didn't swallow it!!!

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cassy2014 9

Friday 30 May 2014 2:08

Why wouldn't you look at your lip before licking it? What if it's been bird poop!

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