Food, Insects and Health: Tasty - FML

Tasty

By SillyScotsman - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Hamilton

Today, I was eating an ice cream cone when I felt something drop onto my bottom lip. Assuming it was a piece of ice cream, I quickly pulled it into my mouth. After a sharp sting to my tongue, I spat it out. It was a bee. FML

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mkid232 15

Tuesday 25 June 2013 0:37

You better bee screaming for ice cream now.

MsConfusedd 27

Tuesday 25 June 2013 0:37

At least you didn't swallow it!!!

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monsterGordon 8

Tuesday 25 June 2013 21:09

Been there. Hurts bad don't it.

BabyGirlJr1 11

Wednesday 26 June 2013 4:17

how tf does a bee seem like ice cream

Infinity1337 11

Wednesday 26 June 2013 9:04

Thounds like you will be hafing twoubles eating for a while.

Ashley_Sky 9

Thursday 27 June 2013 5:45

YDI you should never lick your lips if you feel something strange

babygrrl257 11

Friday 28 June 2013 9:57

Op didnt saying something strange. They said there was something on their lip and they assumed that since they were eating ice cream that it too was ice cream

Camri_123 11

Thursday 27 June 2013 8:24

Did the bee just escape from the freezer?

the_loveliest3 6

Thursday 27 June 2013 13:19

no, op. bees are not food.

babygrrl257 11

Friday 28 June 2013 9:54

Uhh. At least you're aren't allergic?

rubsin 14

Friday 28 June 2013 21:42

Good you didn't swallow it..

dat_becky 17

Sunday 30 June 2013 8:42

I had my fingers crossed for bird poop!

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Saturday 10 August 2013 3:30

My favorite! BEENUT BUTTER CUP

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