Food, Insects and Health: Tasty - FML

Tasty

By SillyScotsman - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Hamilton

Today, I was eating an ice cream cone when I felt something drop onto my bottom lip. Assuming it was a piece of ice cream, I quickly pulled it into my mouth. After a sharp sting to my tongue, I spat it out. It was a bee. FML

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mkid232 15

Tuesday 25 June 2013 0:37

You better bee screaming for ice cream now.

MsConfusedd 27

Tuesday 25 June 2013 0:37

At least you didn't swallow it!!!

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mattthedon 6

Tuesday 25 June 2013 5:41

Alright guys, enough of the bee puns. They're starting to beecome annoying

notanimmigrant 16

Tuesday 25 June 2013 5:44

hmmm.... crunchy

amifaiyaz 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 5:55

Oh good God, this takes the cake for worst fml today.

EmsyyyRose13 24

Tuesday 25 June 2013 6:08

Oh my gosh that would have freaked me out. I hate bees.

Dame84 6

Tuesday 25 June 2013 6:28

I had the same thing happen ages ago.. Only, mine was while drinking soda.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 25 June 2013 6:29

Sounds like your sister had boo-bees in her shirt. :P

JacobH34 10

Tuesday 25 June 2013 6:41

Yeah you never can tell with bees. Once I was sitting at some sports game and a bee flew in and wedged itself between my fingers, then stung me and flew away. Weird little things really. Hope you feel better!

mixinitup 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 6:43

If I was the first commenter, I would've said, "let the puns begin!"

Eivana 37

Tuesday 25 June 2013 6:48

That sucks for any human beeing!

Acrlyx 8

Tuesday 25 June 2013 7:03

Was it buzzing with flavor?

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