SillyScotsman
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Hamilton, United Kingdom
Tasty
Today, I was eating an ice cream cone when I felt something drop onto my bottom lip. Assuming it was a piece of ice cream, I quickly pulled it into my mouth. After a sharp sting to my tongue, I spat it out. It was a bee. FML
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mkid232 15
You better bee screaming for ice cream now.
MsConfusedd 27
At least you didn't swallow it!!!
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evnflr 7
How come this is sorted under intimacy? Did you and the bee share a special moment?
CrissyyyS2 22
Quick! Offer it your ice cream and it'll leave you alone!
w_introuble 25
Bee dies immediately after a sting! Op was left alone without having to give it the ice cream! Fyl tho op, it happens so easily, hope the tongue is better now.
dyehardxen 19
Most bees*
shaww 28
Your tongue must bee so swollen now
Melix 31
Oh lord, your tongue must be itching and hurting right now..
CueTheMusic 22
Do you usually eat warm, fuzzy icecream?
Blazinthatshit 9
That's what I was thinking... He felt something drop onto his lip. Would he not feel the legs clinging to him and the fur of the bee? Or maybe even have noticed that, I don't know, it's not even cold or wet??
CueTheMusic 22
Yeah, bees are pretty loud and fuzzy compared to a small amount of dropped icecream. But maybe I haven't tried the right kinds of ice cream yet!
robotiick7 23
69-maybe op is deaf? I'm just taking a guess.
NicaLovesDisney 17
OP may have been wearing headphones and listening to music. Hopefully your tongue feels better soon OP!
SoulAmeliorate 16
Maybee it only entered beecause it wanted some ice cream.
ViviMage 40
Oh will you beehave?!
Schizomaniac 24
Say it like an Australian. Beehive.
ltaper11 20
You couldn't bee any more wrong
KendraLaine 18
Ouch! At least it wasn't a spider..
kaybee41906 13
I'd rather have a (nonpoisonous) spider in my mouth than a bee!
meekthekit 6
The other day I was in the shower and I felt a water drop in my eye so I wiped it off on my shower curtain. I glanced at it and I saw that it was actually a big brown spider.
LyraAlluse 25
Bees always show up at the most inconvenient times. I think they collectively plot these things.
cottoncandymango 17
How does a bee feel like you have ice cream dripping down your lip....?