SillyScotsman
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Hamilton, United Kingdom
Tasty
Today, I was eating an ice cream cone when I felt something drop onto my bottom lip. Assuming it was a piece of ice cream, I quickly pulled it into my mouth. After a sharp sting to my tongue, I spat it out. It was a bee. FML
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mkid232 15
You better bee screaming for ice cream now.
MsConfusedd 27
At least you didn't swallow it!!!
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ViviMage 40
If it makes you feel any better, my father did this with a chicken drumstick and a wasp. He needed to go to the ER. It was dark and he wanted the last BBQ item of the party. So did the wasp. Note, if you are diabetic don't do this. You can either not breathe for the meds to stop your tongue from swelling interacting with diabetics meds or you can not breathe from your tongue cutting off your air supply!
Misaki18 17
Thanks for enlightening us!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's okay because that sting cost it its life.
worldclassrager 41
Good thing you were not allergic...
IronMan3758 4
Some kind of ice cream that is
timss4 19
I had that happen with a monster rehab I was drinking... Totally forming a support group now lol
Kallian_fml 21
My little brother stepped on a bee once... Then the ground promptly caved in and he fell into an underground bee hive. Being the only person around, I had the pleasure of pulling him out...
kemnet 7
Why would you "quickly take it out of your mouth" if you thought it was ice cream...Besides you're supposed to swallow
FrankHotpants 31
Hope your lip doesn't look too bad, wouldn't want to keep telling people that I didn't have herpes all day.
The_Honey_Badger 17
Must...not...reference... BEDTIME STORIES! Jumping up and down on the alligator...
alivak 6
Jesus Christ, I would scream my ass off!!! Scared shitless of those little warriors.