Food, Insects and Health: Tasty - FML

Tasty

By SillyScotsman - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Hamilton

Today, I was eating an ice cream cone when I felt something drop onto my bottom lip. Assuming it was a piece of ice cream, I quickly pulled it into my mouth. After a sharp sting to my tongue, I spat it out. It was a bee. FML

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mkid232 15

Tuesday 25 June 2013 0:37

You better bee screaming for ice cream now.

MsConfusedd 27

Tuesday 25 June 2013 0:37

At least you didn't swallow it!!!

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why57why 21

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:13

Ouch

illusong 16

Tuesday 25 June 2013 9:25

ouch! and on the tougue too! A bee stung my feet before when I stepped on it and it was numb for hours; sucks that it have to happen on the most sensitive spot in your case

sacha99_fml 5

Tuesday 25 June 2013 12:19

PUSSYYY

venus89 17

Tuesday 25 June 2013 14:17

Real stinger wasn't it?

bunny409 14

Tuesday 25 June 2013 14:57

jeez fyl...this has happened to me before. Stupid bees need to learn some personal space

finch01 18

Tuesday 25 June 2013 15:12

I think of this from the Beast point of view mmmm ice cream. where Am I?

Scynistr 20

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:13

Wow OP.. This is my worst nightmare on drugs. I am absolutely terrified of bees - wasps.. I'd have died from the heart attack I would have surely had if I realized I had a bee in my mouth. I can't relate.. But I can sure feel sorry for you!

boobsarefun 4

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:06

u should have immediately known the difference if what a bee feels like compared to a "piece" of icecream

boobsarefun 4

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:08

of*

MyS3lf 24

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:26

Thanks for the nightmares.

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