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SillyScotsman This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Hamilton, United Kingdom

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Today, I was eating an ice cream cone when I felt something drop onto my bottom lip. Assuming it was a piece of ice cream, I quickly pulled it into my mouth. After a sharp sting to my tongue, I spat it out. It was a bee. FML

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mkid232 15

You better bee screaming for ice cream now.

At least you didn't swallow it!!!

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ouch! and on the tougue too! A bee stung my feet before when I stepped on it and it was numb for hours; sucks that it have to happen on the most sensitive spot in your case

venus89 17

Real stinger wasn't it?

bunny409 14

jeez fyl...this has happened to me before. Stupid bees need to learn some personal space

finch01 18

I think of this from the Beast point of view mmmm ice cream. where Am I?

Scynistr 20

Wow OP.. This is my worst nightmare on drugs. I am absolutely terrified of bees - wasps.. I'd have died from the heart attack I would have surely had if I realized I had a bee in my mouth. I can't relate.. But I can sure feel sorry for you!

boobsarefun 4

u should have immediately known the difference if what a bee feels like compared to a "piece" of icecream

boobsarefun 4

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Thanks for the nightmares.