Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Today, I called my mother who is vacationing in Florida with my dad and sister. Before they left I told them I would be very responsible and that they could trust me. The first thing she asked me is if all the animals were still alive. I said yes. I lied. Her favourite cat drowned in the pool. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML
Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML
Today, I realized my cat responds to and interacts with me when I talk to her more than my own parents do when I talk to them. Actually, that statement applies to pretty much everyone I know. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, I rode home alone on a train. I accidentally missed my stop, but wasn't worried about it. My mom did not share my optimism and actually called the train company, saying that I was "lost" and "special". They thought she meant I was retarded. They wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
You sound suspiciously like me.
columbia20 8
Doesn't matter got tan.
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Comments (127)
delete_me 4
Skyrim is better than sims
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Fus Roh **** Yeah!!
salmonodin 9
No waaay. Nice cat picture by the way.
BeatifulPenguin 4
I used to play Sims...
marrisarashelle7 0
Burn. ;b
zelda97 0
Those are my friends too! Sims are the greatest friends in the world, they do exactly what you say! And they can cheer you up so easily by dancing :)
br0ccoli 15
The Sims has great life lessons! 1. Aim to have multiple income streams 2. Business promotion improves with increased relationship with coworkers and taking opportunities as they come 3. Romantic relationships can't be rushed, it has to be built 4. You have to learn to multi-task 5. Friendships will die if you don't regularly tall on the phone or see each other 6. The more you do something, the better you get at it 7. Sex relieves all stress Etc, etc Don't forget to get real life friends, though. Its all about balance. You cant live in a virtual world, or else you'll end up like those parents who killed their child because they forgot to feed it from playing so many video games.
BrassaP 9
That sucks
olivess 2
Sims ftw :)
FireGX66 5
I'm actually playing the sims right now lol
linkinpark98 24
You can never get tired of playing Sims! Who knows how long they haven't eaten or gone I the bathroom while you gone? :)
Passive_Aspie 4
Were you seriously worried about your Sims? Sims is a lame concept, dude.
nerdsgetmehot 23
It's deceptively fun.
salmonodin 9
A game based on life. Yep, what a sucky concept. *eye roll*