Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Today, I called my mother who is vacationing in Florida with my dad and sister. Before they left I told them I would be very responsible and that they could trust me. The first thing she asked me is if all the animals were still alive. I said yes. I lied. Her favourite cat drowned in the pool. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML
Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML
Today, I realized my cat responds to and interacts with me when I talk to her more than my own parents do when I talk to them. Actually, that statement applies to pretty much everyone I know. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, I rode home alone on a train. I accidentally missed my stop, but wasn't worried about it. My mom did not share my optimism and actually called the train company, saying that I was "lost" and "special". They thought she meant I was retarded. They wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
You sound suspiciously like me.
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Doesn't matter got tan.
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Comments (127)
skyeyez9 25
One of the benefits of having kids is being able to embarrass them.
Muzquiz20 0
My sims would've missed me.
ScubaSteve96 0
At least you have friends...
ruebenrios 0
Hehe good ole mom
novalaise 7
PWNED by mom haha
Pandacupcakelove 26
You know, if you have no other friends it must kind of be your fault too... Just be a little social!
JTorres8 6
Get a life...;D
nightowl713 25
Op said" and my mon knowingly said you must mean your sims and cat" so obviously op doesn't have a real social life. And seeing as how she was on the phone and only op and her mom could hear, the comment wasn't made to be embarrassing in front of people... So mom speaks the truth... Which is kind of sad...
Reid5 6
Dogs>cats.
CeeCee_fml 16
Cats>You
Darfun 0
How do you message people on here