Toilet and Miscellaneous: Symphony

Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By stink - 01/07/2015 02:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

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By please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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madasahatter 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:43

I would have stayed in forever!

log1k 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:44

I woulda bitch slapped them.

Comments

RahhRahhRahh 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 1:07

One time I was using the bathroom in 3rd grade and I had to shit, And I got made fun of it. So The girl who made fun of me, last name : shipp. I called her -(name)- shit. Haha.

failuresforfun 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 1:09

Ohhh. Those girls are pathetic.

xohockeygal5 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 1:13

i would have just saidd.. um, im not leaving anytime soon so you guys can go. kaythanks. and don't worryy it's happened to all of uss

crunkkidz 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 1:13

You should have held one in, farted right as you walked past them and then locked them in.

oloochi 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 1:17

wow...those girls must be bored ugly **** losers then. I always get paranoid with that stuff too...I'm always afraid If I'm in the bathroom for too long some weirdo will come in and wait to see me come out of my stall....******* losers

lmmmr 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 1:23

F their lives for having nothing better to do than wait for someone to come out of a bathroom stall. And i hope you told them so.

recordingchick 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 1:23

Omg I hate it when people do that! Especially since I have performance anxiety and it's really hard for me to use public restrooms. Ugh those people are terrible :(

ps15 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 1:24

hahha sounds like theyve got a lot to do in their free time i love when people take huge *****. its not embarassing. just like farting.

kvgf1484 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 1:28

haha how immature of them. Whatever, just let it slide (no pun intended)

eytanrodin 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 1:28

I would have come out and asked them if they enjoyed the show. Sure it's funny, but it's a natural thing and nothing to be embarrassed about. What? They've never farted loudly or taken an explosive shit? It's funny, but the joke is not on you. It's just that for some reason, farts and ******** really appeal to many people's sense of humor, mine included. Revel in your farts!