Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML
Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML
Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
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madasahatter 0
I would have stayed in forever!
log1k 3
I woulda bitch slapped them.
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Comments (217)
amandanichole 0
CREEPY! i have no idea why they would wait... when you realized they were waiting you should have opened the door while still doing buissness and asked them if they wanted a closer look hahahahahaha
jio_freed 0
haha the same thing happened in American pie. i find this hysterical
keepitsimple 0
public bathrooms are so awkward.
ryan__h 1
If it was a gas station who cares? But if it was at school/work, that would suck!
UNLCKYBTCH 0
wow that is really unfortunate. and what bitches for staying and waiting... i would have punched them... ha
ddrluna 2
What the hell? They waited for you?? I'd have waited for them to leave. Eventually they would have gotten bored of waiting. And of course, they're complete morons. I guess they'd prefer you do that outside rather in the bathroom. What a bunch of idiots.
UNLCKYBTCH 0
i would have punched those girls for doing that... that is so mean...
Chibi_fml 9
Some people can be so incredibly immature. It's the bathroom; it's where you do things like that and it shouldn't be embarrassing at all. Besides, I find it a hell of a lot weirder that they purposely hung around, listening to you. That's just creepy.
xNephilim 19
Exactly. And when they laugh and tell their friends, you laugh right back at them and say, "so what? I had an upset stomach. At least I don't spend my time listening to a girl fart in the bathroom!"
jaleb 0
those girls are bitches...
oh_dee 0
...and THIS is why I HATE using public bathrooms...