Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
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Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I really liked this girl, and it seemed like she maybe liked me too. We texted a lot, she invited me to a party, and we played games together. I asked her out, worried about waiting too long, but got a really ambiguous answer. Now she’s playing the same games she used to ask me to play, just with a different guy. FML
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
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zolltf 4
what a bitch!
sweet_candy_ 17
Oooh ouch that sucks op. There are other fish in the sea.
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Comments (94)
Sholloway 0
Wow! What else could you two have in your bag of tricks?
IndridWarm 23
I'd text her with something like (not sure if I'm allowed to swear here) "Bleep off. Really, just bleep off. If you can't even respect me enough to be honest I don't want to see you anyway. Have fun with the [one-word description of the other guy here] guy, I hope you at least respect him."
Thejackel79 9
Yes you can curse. So no need for the censors
mrssheldoncooper 0
Oh. Ouch. That sucks. :/
beast195 0
loser
nlr 9
on valentines day weekend or during that week or day even when all the girls are 'rolling back stabbing bitches' or '*****/ ******' or an 'ex' you should go roll her house but take it to the extreme! put a bed in her front yard and spray paint "for you and your new boy toy bitch!" on it! (:
phixard 0
Wow lol thats burnttt
pariah13 0
people like her need to be shot.
imac619 2
What a *****. Don't put up with shit, key that ***** car.
korsountseva 0
maybe she texted you by mistake, like wrong number. that sucks either way. sorry dude!
atomheartm_fml 0
I think she sent the text to the wrong person in the first place, but only realised later. She was just b