Transportation: Stuck

Stuck

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 09:30 - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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Move!

By CrimsonAmaryllis - 01/04/2013 16:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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Taking a stand

By vampyrate3562 - 29/01/2015 12:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 11:35 - Australia

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

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Powerful

By Noguestlist - 02/03/2011 08:16

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

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TheAftermath 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 15:53

You were nice though! She might have appreciated it!

ImaWiseGuy 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 15:54

you stood up for what you thought was right....

Comments

ArmyNGgurl 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:39

at least you didn't pay to stand for 7 hours by the stinking toilet! :)

Feynik 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:48

So what? Again, quit complaining.

ohowe 1

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:50

Be thankful you only gave up a seat on a train and not on a lifeboat from the Titanic.

mrtoothpick 11

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:10

At least you did a good deed and then had 40 minutes to chat her up? Almost no FML in that, unless it was just kind of an awkward silence. Lol

thebassopotomous 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:15

Chivalry to some random **** won't get you any pussy

biohaza12d 3

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:18

Oh stop bitching, bitch. Fourty WHOLE minutes!

_Vamp_ 9

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:18

Oh no! A whole 40 minutes? I spend an average of 6 hours a day standing up at my job. Grow up you lazy ****.

Trent_21 6

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:19

no good deed goes unpunished

LPEasierToRn 3

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:20

oh plz try standing 10 hours a day. 40 min is nothing. The point is you were selfless :p be happy

_MannyxAmbition 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:23

Funny FML -_-,

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