Sex and Intimacy: Spyware

Spyware

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 10 936

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By weezel - 31/08/2010 13:13 - South Africa

Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By anonymous - 06/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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You deserved it 32 307

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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You deserved it 3 725

By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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You deserved it 6 096

By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 25 400

Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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By Pimp-Daddy - 21/07/2009 14:55 - Canada

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

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starflake 3

Friday 26 June 2009 10:21

Why couldn't she just walk into your room later to make sure you cleaned it, like a normal mom would do?

Sawadee 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:12

Wave to the camera and say hi

Comments

Memories_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 13:24

I have a mom that tells me to clean my room almost everyday, but she doesn't go as far as putting a camera in my room...that's kinda crazy.

trilliamme 0

Friday 26 June 2009 15:43

Are you sure she doesn't?

Xeciaris 0

Friday 26 June 2009 13:28

Okey what kind of control freak puts a camera inside a son's room? And for clean your room? How pathetic can you get. If you're at the age of having sex, shouldn't you move out of your parents house. If you are gonna try to make a FML post, try to more convincing next time. FAKE.

Raffie_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:12

I posted this FML. I'm not sure if she put it there to make sure I cleaned my room but that is what she told me. I am 19. And yes, she is a control freak. And fyi I do have my own place, I was just in town with my girlfriend so we spent the night at my moms house!

Devornine 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 0:26

1. You stated earlier that your mom was out of town... so why stay there or go into town? 2. If you aren't living there your room should be clean, my room at my parents place is spotless and I don't need to clean it. 3. You took your girlfriend to your moms house to have sex? I CALL SHENANIGANS!!!

whogivesaf_ck08 0

Friday 26 June 2009 13:39

wtf?

spillproof 0

Friday 26 June 2009 13:49

maybe she liked watching her son have sex....

planetearth 0

Friday 26 June 2009 13:55

Um I don't get it.. if you saw the camera why didn't you just turn it off and then erase the video? Unless she has like a separate immediate viewing room lol

daarlingdamsel 0

Friday 26 June 2009 13:57

Oh damn...I'd be having a talk with your mom, even putting a camera in your room to see if you cleaned it is ****** up. Even if she wasn't expecting you to have sex you could have like started masturbating or something else embarrassing. That's just weird she'd do that.

Octiskeet 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:03

If you're young enough for your mother to have to ask you to tidy up your room AND spy on you to make sure you do what you're told, you're too young to be having sex. I mean..seriously. Haha.

aback 4

Friday 26 June 2009 14:07

If you're underage, threaten to bust her for having child pornography.

dinosaursmoo 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:31

You, sir, are a genius.

taaam 0

Friday 26 June 2009 18:28

haha, smart idea

GoDrCoW 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 6:23

Genius.

plexico 3

Friday 26 June 2009 14:23

Did she have any useful tips for you? It would have been a real FML if she said that you should have eaten her pussy a bit before you ****** her -- it would have gone better.