Spooky

By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
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chrstygrl06 10

Omg, psycho roommate! So, that's where they got the idea for The Roommate:P

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jonseyop 0

To catch a sneaky glimpse at his Willy

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moneyindabank 0

I pissed my pants when I read this!!!!!!!!

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mr_miyagi 0

his heartbeat would have made ripples in the water, so op should have known he was alive

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R34luver 5

i wud do it to my sis but im afraid shell jump for joy...or go into cardiac arrest :P

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R34luver 5

i wud do it to my sis but im afraid shell jump for joy...or go into cardiac arrest :P

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R34luver 5

i wud do it to my sis but im afraid shell jump for joy...or go into cardiac arrest :P

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R34luver 5

i wud do it to my sis but im afraid shell jump for joy...or go into cardiac arrest :P

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R34luver 5

i wud do it to my sis but im afraid shell jump for joy...or go into cardiac arrest :P

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GuitarAssKicker 1

WHAT THE F*CK?!? Dude...that's so far in bad taste, its beyond tasteless; that's just psychotic.

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