maninpain
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Kenya
Splatter
Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML
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plantfood 4
That happens to me,even with out a root canal.
maddylovesu 5
Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML
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plantfood 4
That happens to me,even with out a root canal.
hinchkongfang 0
At least it wasn't blood, that woulda been more awkward...
StoryOfTheYear 14
I hope you just walked out. Nothing in the store could have helped you recover from that. I feel your pain bro. :[
murlocholmes 5
And she assumed condoms and her number right?
nalia18 8
Girls rules Boys drool... (cmon we were all thinkin it)
trevishere 7
I bet she enCOUNTERs that all the time. Heh. Heh. I'll just shut up now...
MichellinMan 20
Ready! Aim! FIRE!
carlosm21 6
Nah , I really wasn't ... @ 34
nalia18 8
Doesnt mean you gotta point it out... A waste of time. Btw people have been saying that forever and i hear it all the time so it kinda makes me wonder if you even have heard of friends and joking around... Musta been ages as you quote
karagarren 8
I used to hear it all the time when I was 10..
slick5880 22
62, that is an interesting pic of Justin Bieber. The panties are a nice touch.
foodlord 5
66, 10 yr olds aren't allowed on this
Capt_Beerman1942 0
Nope.
capilot 10
Doesn't have to be the end of the world. Wipe it up; look sad, tell her you just had root canal (she'll certainly believe you now), tell her you need painkillers, and someone to take care of you while you recover.
construction 7
^ you've got the right idea : )
nalia18 8
Thank you slick.
gress269 4
#37- Its girls RULE and boys drule.
maddylovesu 5
Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML
redfishbluefish2 13
Today, a cute guy came up to the counter where I work. When I asked what he needed, he spit all over me. I guess that's how much he didn't like me. FML
AshleighNason 24
gross
acre1996 1
If he spit on your face then shouldn't u be wiping it of your face instead of the counter
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Haha he was just showing he spit haha jk. I would say something corny as hell like u leave me breathless oh and say sorry
hailphire130 0
It's always a cute girl...
kelsey_katie 17
I'm sorry:( I gues there's really nothing you can do about that though. Sometimes that happens with braces, lol.
heyitsdiamond 5
I think this should be on too awkward not fml
XxREXxX 0
yeah and then ur tounge rolled out
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
I've never had that with braces...
XxREXxX 0
i was talkin to op, his tounge rolled out and he was breathing hard
j_cat187 19
#3 is a trip. Is it a pyramid or is it forever?
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
77- it's a computer with multiple windows up to make seem like a illusion
hidinginthesky 0
Firs impression... You failed
CryMoreFMLs 14
OP, spitters are quitters. Swallow up.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
That's nothing compared to what I deal with on a day-to-day basis at the pharmacy I work at. Don't feel too bad.
heilheather 7
What do you deal with? SPILL THE BEANS.
MrBoredGuy 1
"Now this plan b stuff, so do I just jam it up there or what? I was just gonna push her down the stairs like last time"
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Since you brought up plan B, I had a guy around my age come to buy some. We only carry one brand and it's around $55. He says, "Oh, you guys don't have the generic? The last two times we had to buy it, we went to Walgreens and they had a cheaper one." SERIOUSLY? Try plan A: birth control.
saIty 17
Maybe she'll take it as a compliment.
jadengtfo 0
Did you at least get your medicine?
sydie5 12
cockblocked by drooling. Irony anyone?
PointSubZero 2
That is pretty embarrassing..
Weirdo007 0
damn......fyi man