Splatter

By maninpain - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Kenya

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 455
You deserved it 4 091

Top comments

plantfood 4

That happens to me,even with out a root canal.

Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML

Comments

plantfood 4

That happens to me,even with out a root canal.

At least it wasn't blood, that woulda been more awkward...

I hope you just walked out. Nothing in the store could have helped you recover from that. I feel your pain bro. :[

And she assumed condoms and her number right?

Girls rules Boys drool... (cmon we were all thinkin it)

I bet she enCOUNTERs that all the time. Heh. Heh. I'll just shut up now...

MichellinMan 20
carlosm21 6

Nah , I really wasn't ... @ 34

Doesnt mean you gotta point it out... A waste of time. Btw people have been saying that forever and i hear it all the time so it kinda makes me wonder if you even have heard of friends and joking around... Musta been ages as you quote

I used to hear it all the time when I was 10..

62, that is an interesting pic of Justin Bieber. The panties are a nice touch.

Doesn't have to be the end of the world. Wipe it up; look sad, tell her you just had root canal (she'll certainly believe you now), tell her you need painkillers, and someone to take care of you while you recover.

Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML

Today, a cute guy came up to the counter where I work. When I asked what he needed, he spit all over me. I guess that's how much he didn't like me. FML

If he spit on your face then shouldn't u be wiping it of your face instead of the counter

Haha he was just showing he spit haha jk. I would say something corny as hell like u leave me breathless oh and say sorry

kelsey_katie 17

I'm sorry:( I gues there's really nothing you can do about that though. Sometimes that happens with braces, lol.

I think this should be on too awkward not fml

XxREXxX 0

yeah and then ur tounge rolled out

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

I've never had that with braces...

XxREXxX 0

i was talkin to op, his tounge rolled out and he was breathing hard

#3 is a trip. Is it a pyramid or is it forever?

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

77- it's a computer with multiple windows up to make seem like a illusion

thrAsHeRr9081 16

That's nothing compared to what I deal with on a day-to-day basis at the pharmacy I work at. Don't feel too bad.

MrBoredGuy 1

"Now this plan b stuff, so do I just jam it up there or what? I was just gonna push her down the stairs like last time"

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Since you brought up plan B, I had a guy around my age come to buy some. We only carry one brand and it's around $55. He says, "Oh, you guys don't have the generic? The last two times we had to buy it, we went to Walgreens and they had a cheaper one." SERIOUSLY? Try plan A: birth control.

saIty 17

Maybe she'll take it as a compliment.

cockblocked by drooling. Irony anyone?