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maninpain This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Kenya

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Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML

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That happens to me,even with out a root canal.

Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML

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seriously u shoulda just gone with it... I would have been like... well that was embarrassing and pathethic so what r u doing tonight? lol win

Sucks huh. Must have felt pretty awful huh.

DropBearHunter 8

When she asked cash or credit, did you let her know you were going to pay by cheque?

I though that only happened in cartoons lmao

could had wrote it down and told her that what happens when I see a beautiful girl, sorry for the embarrassing moment

he was spittin' game!

Dude, **** blocked by your own drool.

maybe you should have just wrote it down xD

Forget about it. She is probably glad you didn't show up with diarrhea.

You don't need a root canal to drool on the counter.