Splatter

By maninpain - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Kenya

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML
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Top comments

plantfood 4

That happens to me,even with out a root canal.

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maddylovesu 5

Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML

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Comments

frankwolf86 0

seriously u shoulda just gone with it... I would have been like... well that was embarrassing and pathethic so what r u doing tonight? lol win

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m1keytC 0

Sucks huh. Must have felt pretty awful huh.

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DropBearHunter 8

When she asked cash or credit, did you let her know you were going to pay by cheque?

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cubsrock2 0

I though that only happened in cartoons lmao

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ejjamael 5

could had wrote it down and told her that what happens when I see a beautiful girl, sorry for the embarrassing moment

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amarieeee 4

he was spittin' game!

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Kiirst_mt1994 26

maybe you should have just wrote it down xD

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badactor009 0

Forget about it. She is probably glad you didn't show up with diarrhea.

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badactor009 0

You don't need a root canal to drool on the counter.

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