maninpain
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Kenya
Splatter
Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML
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plantfood 4
That happens to me,even with out a root canal.
maddylovesu 5
Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML
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rightsaidred 3
I have to say YDI for needing pain killers after a root canal. They aren't that damn bad. And I'm a wimp.
Arivien 3
That's when you clean it, apologize, and say "Sorry about that, can I make it up to you with dinner?" Now casually slip her your number.
k34nu 7
Had that done, brutal for a while after...
jpallan 3
I know you, like every other guy, constantly scopes out the scene with regard to cute chicks. It's not a big deal and any mature woman just takes it in stride. It's what you're designed to do. But with a mouth full of blood and drool, it's not like you were going to be even looking for action, let alone laying down your game here. Yeah, it's unfortunate, I agree, but no big deal in the larger scheme of things.
Evey15 4
Comment too long.... didn't read it ^.^
Little_Hairy 0
YDI for having bad teeth.
ninjanels 7
Just say she was so pretty you drooled over her
Evey15 4
Well, now that's just embarrassing :) u know u had no chance wit her in the first place ^.^
j_cat187 19
You could of apologized and told her you where still high off of the anesthetic.
catseventhst 0
Someone's not getting it in ahaha
saidin 1
What on earth do you need painkillers for after a root canal? I've recently had one and there was no need.. Sure it hurts a bit during, but afterwards they've removed the nerves in that socket?