MonsterProblems
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Croatia
Splatter
Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML
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lex1459 38
Once I sneezed in my dads car while my mouth was full of scrambled eggs. There's really only so much you can do after that.
nataliewby 25
Oh, bloody hell.
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Comments (50)
Jasim 17
Good luck cleaning that!
adamhoughton 9
At least it wasn't a queef attack while you were on your period!
smokecloud_ 37
You are a guy and will never understand our struggle.
BananEnigma 24
......Queefs usually aren't an involuntary reaction like sneezing is. They're caused by using your kegel muscles, most often during sex.
_kyleG_ 34
Might as well grab a knife and wait for someone to walk in, there are only so many opportunities for a prank like that.
feven 32
That's pretty gross.
lyricalservant 21
if you woke up ******** blood and cum,would you tell anybody?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Dude...
Evil20071 20
@17 You're a sick ****, aren't you? That's totally irrelevant besides.
DestinyNiya 33
I would've clicked a photo cause that would look so cool! Haha
barney_stinson1 11
Don't call the cops ???
jigglypuff34 16
Snot the end of the world.
JayDay_123 18
Thank God no one walked in on you. That would definitely raise some questions.
KhaleesiDannie 26
I've had that happen...Hope you weren't wearing white