MonsterProblems
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Croatia
Splatter
Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML
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lex1459 38
Once I sneezed in my dads car while my mouth was full of scrambled eggs. There's really only so much you can do after that.
nataliewby 25
Oh, bloody hell.
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Comments (50)
yeti37 16
You're such a cut-up, #18...
lbanks_fml 10
You don't own a .....towel? A rag? Ur an idiot. I call BS.
idioticmess 15
ahhh i know your pain op. i get nosebleeds a lot and for some reason i sneeze a lot as they happen.
LiNdSaY2 5
I'm sorry I laughed.
coaches 9
Probably should cover your mouth
stolenballoon 5
Time to paint your walls red.
patatoguy 14
One time when I was in lunch my friend thought it would be funny to sneeze all over me with a nose bleed. The blood got in my mouth.
Starham1 14
Once, I had a sneeze attack as I was running to the bathroom to barf. We still can't get the smell out of the ceiling.
Evil20071 20
I feel your pain. I am subject to random nosebleeds. I have a reputation for getting a nosebleed from looking at my nose too hard.