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Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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lex1459 38

Once I sneezed in my dads car while my mouth was full of scrambled eggs. There's really only so much you can do after that.

nataliewby 25

Oh, bloody hell.

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Comments (50)

Parvati48 15

Lol that's too funny OP! Sorry though since blood stains. :/

reins0069 15

Nose picker.

stolenballoon 5

No, some people have very superficial capillaries in their nostrils. My brother has had chronic nose bleeds his entire life. My mom had to take him to have the capillaries cauterized when he was a little one (side note: the doctor didn't numb him enough and when he shrieked from the silver nitrate, the doctor said he was just being a baby). He's now in his early 30's and still gets nose bleeds constantly.

anabanana101 15

Gotta say, that's pretty bloody gross

lesly30 14

The cleaning will not be fun.

headphones23 6

I think this is just about the best FML I've ever read...

ohSNAPyall 27

Spatter spatter.

awaydog 7

i was told by my mom that people should always always cover their nose while sneezing

spoo 24

I dunno, why would you deny the world this amazing scene?

inolongercare 19

Ever heard of covering your mouth?

blackonblight 33

Which will do what to stop the high velocity blood shooting from your nose?

haoranyu 6

sounds amazing

clair_brodie 35

Was it too hard to put your hand to your mouth?

blackonblight 33

If your nose is spurting blood and you sneeze violently (and the former can cause the latter) then unless you've got something securely covering your entire face area, blood will fly. It will spray through your hands, up your face, everywhere. As someone with a blood vessel in my nose that's a bit too close to the surface and frequently starts bleeding, I know. The best thing to do when something like that threatens is try like hell to make it to the shower.