MonsterProblems
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Croatia
Splatter
Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML
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lex1459 38
Once I sneezed in my dads car while my mouth was full of scrambled eggs. There's really only so much you can do after that.
nataliewby 25
Oh, bloody hell.
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Comments (50)
eatsteak 20
I can not imagine the horror, or what it would feel like to sneeze blood every were, on a positive note atleast ita not a real crime scene.
nataliewby 25
Oh, bloody hell.
clairesucks 37
Wernt you using a tissue to stop the bleed?
michelle202123 18
Or at least prevent the blood from dripping down your face or onto the floor. I agree.
thatnucca 36
Dexter would be proud...
thisguy22 33
Dexters a neat freak. I think he'd be horrified...
MrConcise 35
Technically it still could be a crime scene. Might wanna hide that coke.
SpartanMerc 18
Try covering your nose and mouth when you sneeze?
lex1459 38
Things splatter, op could cover their nose and it could still get everywhere.
lex1459 38
Once I sneezed in my dads car while my mouth was full of scrambled eggs. There's really only so much you can do after that.
wyverntail 15
I never understood why our bodies decide that an appropriate time to sneeze is when our jaws are moving and our salivary glands are in action...
SharnaaaBanana 22
OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS
lkreykes 14
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Ki11erC 18
Ah, at least I'm not alone in my serial killer with a cold problems. Man life's hard.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Bleach?