Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
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Top comments
illabye 0
Find out his number and text him "Ah baby I love it when you play hard to get."
lizard399 0
Meow! Cause he's a pussy..
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Comments (132)
IndianGiver 8
He must be in a witness protection program
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
hahaha, win!!!
Heinousness 0
That says something about you.
wlddog 14
She sounds like a drama queen. Not only did she get dumped, but she has to blast it to the world. *checking the facts available* Yep, drama queen.
DocBastard 40
Sounds to me like he did you a favour.
Jannettecooks 1
Anyone else get the feeling that OP might have been a stalker not a girlfriend? Possibly delusional...
cosmo15900 2
Yup when I broke up with my girlfriend she kept texting me. Thankfully she was stupid enough to believe I sold my phone and number to somebody
Jannettecooks 1
Like I tell my brother... Stay away from psycho bitches lol
TehShowstopper 6
did you ever consider that maybe he wasn't breaking up with you? maybe his family changed provider's? you may want to ask him first.
ohmandapants 17
I'm pretty sure if that was the case, he would have let her know.
habrand 1
I know the feeling, my ex just stopped talking to me
mrBones_fml 2
r u sure his phone he didn't just forget to pay his bill
Clamcreepy 7
He probably changed it after you kept calling him from a anonymous number a 1000 times a day
ImSoEffedUp 10
Hmmmm.... Maybe he DIDN'T break up with u... He probably just doesn't know your number by heart....
linkinpark98 24
What a pussy.