Break-ups and Love: Spineless

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

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illabye 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 12:04

Find out his number and text him "Ah baby I love it when you play hard to get."

lizard399 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 11:54

Meow! Cause he's a pussy..

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kyleu 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:22

30 I was thinking the same thing.

badmike89 6

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:44

Hate to tell you this but one of the many signs of a true player I did that once but I was breaking up with 4 at once

snlaurenbb 3

Friday 2 March 2012 2:32

I'm thinking bullshit

aliLu 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 23:17

you mean your ex-boyfriend

88sforlife 0

Friday 2 March 2012 0:09

Do u mean ex boyfriend op?

DoubleCross 9

Friday 2 March 2012 1:01

don't drop that thun thun thun

TheDrunkPanda 3

Friday 2 March 2012 1:15

Did he know you were his girlfriend?

wolfette0008 1

Friday 2 March 2012 2:06

Correction. Ex-boyfriend.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 2 March 2012 2:21

LOL.

PRpandaz 6

Friday 2 March 2012 4:01

Sounds like your boyfriend's a little bitch.

inmyhead_128 2

Friday 2 March 2012 5:14

wow...sounds like something my ex-boyfriend would do...and he was a douchebag! =/

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