Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
Today, I was debating which hurts more: child-birth or a kick to the testicles. Some guy spouted the old urban legend that a nut-kick is 9000 "dels", and giving birth is 57, so I proved that no such measurement of pain exists. His comeback was to sucker-punch me to the floor. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML
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deLongenator 4
Then kick him hard!
HolaJessicaHola 0
Kick hard. Tell him "we want to be sure, right?"
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Comments (198)
skaterdude143 0
Het
dissdawg 5
Actually, if you kick hard enough, he could get testicular trauma which would result in infertility.
KarmaK321 0
OP, I'd suggest you try it a couple times, just to make sure it works ;)
lilrocker90 10
I moderated this one!!!!
dwvork 6
It is. Who would want to screw a chick that would kick them in the nuts
KiddNYC1O 22
A swift kick a day keeps the offspring away.
writergirl23 19
Well, if he's willing to try that, then by all means go ahead! Lmfao
peacefully84 19
So he'd rather get kicked in the nuts than wear a condom? That's a keeper.
sirsquab 12
Tell him this means he has to get kicked in the nuts every time he wants sex.
ulazalde 3
Having sex standing up is also a " scientifically proven method" of birth control lol : P
kalbrek009 20
154, that only applies if it's only you & your hand. Lol