Sounds more like a fetish…

By Jordan - 08/04/2012 10:37 - Australia - Wahroonga

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
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deLongenator 4

Then kick him hard!

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HolaJessicaHola 0

Kick hard. Tell him "we want to be sure, right?"

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dissdawg 5

Actually, if you kick hard enough, he could get testicular trauma which would result in infertility.

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KarmaK321 0

OP, I'd suggest you try it a couple times, just to make sure it works ;)

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dwvork 6

It is. Who would want to screw a chick that would kick them in the nuts

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KiddNYC1O 20

A swift kick a day keeps the offspring away.

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writergirl23 19

Well, if he's willing to try that, then by all means go ahead! Lmfao

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peacefully84 19

So he'd rather get kicked in the nuts than wear a condom? That's a keeper.

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sirsquab 12

Tell him this means he has to get kicked in the nuts every time he wants sex.

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ulazalde 3

Having sex standing up is also a " scientifically proven method" of birth control lol : P

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kalbrek009 20

154, that only applies if it's only you & your hand. Lol

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