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Sorry!

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

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Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By Banana_Lord - 11/09/2015 23:50 - United Kingdom - Arbroath

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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BIKES

By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By me - 11/11/2010 18:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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By Bookworm - 05/06/2013 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the tram, when an elderly couple got on. I stood up to give them room to sit together, but as I stood up, the tram set off and I went flying, knocking the elderly gentleman over. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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ankoku 2

Friday 30 March 2012 18:41

Perhaps it would be better to hold an object with wheels on a moving train.

illmatic2 16

Friday 30 March 2012 18:45

That was an interesting train of events.

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BunBunBabe 8

Friday 30 March 2012 20:08

Hurting old people is mean, didn't your parental unit teach you that?

funnynarwals 0

Friday 30 March 2012 20:12

I hope he's okay

monkeylovv 0

Friday 30 March 2012 20:28

hahahahaha

supahcoolperson 0

Friday 30 March 2012 21:03

If that old man was my grandpa he would have sooo bitched you out, and he's 82 years old haha but yeah that sucks for you

edfd3212 1

Friday 30 March 2012 21:17

The old man has taken worse shots than that I bet.

taerts 9

Friday 30 March 2012 23:49

Hehe, like in one of the World Wars?

ddeathbombb 5

Friday 30 March 2012 21:18

Umm taxi

truehitman2010 0

Friday 30 March 2012 21:46

ydi for sitting so far away from your bike

HeatherAS77 10

Friday 30 March 2012 22:22

Who cares about your rear brake?! Poor old timer!! Seems like you're more concerned about your stupid bike than him!

flashback.miss 28

Friday 30 March 2012 22:29

Poor old man. F his life.

guskaufman62 1

Friday 30 March 2012 22:31

Poor rear brake....

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