Today, my nephew stabbed me in the knee with a colouring pencil. The hospital says he ripped a hole in a tendon and I need surgery to fix it or one day it'll snap. I’ll have a limp for the rest of my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was accidently stabbed in the shin with a pen, right before a long weekend. It will need stitches. FML
Today, I asked my 5-year-old nephew to clean up his mess of toys. He responded by kicking my foot. My bandaged foot which was still recovering from my surgery last week. I'm probably going to need another operation to fix the damage. FML
Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one arm but both. Now I can't even wipe. FML
Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML
Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML
Today, while helping a child through a tantrum, I was kicked and my hand broke. The bone is completely in half and fixing it will require plates, screws, and surgery along with months of recovery. Another day on the job. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs, breaking my foot and tendons. It was the first time I had ever broken anything, and the doctor said that it's the most complicated break he'd ever seen. It's too complicated to operate. Now I'm stuck in a wheelchair for god knows how long. FML
Today, I accidentally sat on my sister's imaginary monkey. She then stabbed me with a pencil. I still can't get the piece of graphite out of my hand. FML
Today, my wheelchair was delivered. My brother and I were messing around with it when he rolled over my already injured foot. At least surgery is next week. FML
Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML
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exileonmainst 16
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a colouring pencil to the knee.
AreyoucomingOnmytitsPhrasingboom 7
I do hope you didn't let him get away with that. Little sh*t.
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Comments (32)
msmith120 4
If it was me I wouldn't care if it was my brother or sisters child. I'd have the kid arrested. Teach the kid consequences at this age or (if he hasn't already become one) he'll become a menace to society as an adult.
Troy_G 6
How does someone deserve this?