Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
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Top comments
Krirn 21
That's just that deep clean feature, it really gets in your skin.
DontForgetMe4 0
Well, if it makes you feel better, thank you for actually washing your hands in the bathroom!
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Comments (90)
OfficeNinja 5
Has workers comp told you hand washing accidents are not covered? Because with all the cuts, that sounds about right.
yummylicious 5
Lol sorry OP. At least it's not a paper cut. Those blow worse than anything.
thatoneguy79 10
A cut. Oh, wait, a really bad cut. Unless you work in a air- and bloodboune pathogens testing laboratory as a side job, your life is not very f'ed in my opinion. Now, if this happens to you on a regular basis, ie weekly, that could be a different story. Is your arm still attached? Yes? Good. Carry on and keep an eye out for that soap dispenser next time.
Holy_ish 19
No I can relate those damn things are evil
perdix 31
"No soap for you!" Except if it's the bar type that has several hairs of unknown origin ;)
diidiimi 10
You know what they say about foolproof systems underestimating the ingenuity of fools.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Wtf how can that happen?
bobbed_shadow 5
It can happen to anyone. But judging by your picture, you look like you wouldn't know a thing about work. So thats why you would ask a question like that
kay_princess14 7
How is that even possible
brittanyleanna 0
I broke my foot standing up at dance... So don't feel to bad.
Abbykat 0
Man that sucks some serious balls! Lol Great job!!