Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a 'Monday to Friday only' parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
Today, I received the $30 parking pass that I ordered over 4 weeks ago. My class is only 4 weeks long, and next week is the last week. FML
Today, I arrived at work six minutes late due to heavily congested traffic. This is just two days after my boss put out a memo saying that anyone who's late to work from then until the new year will have their holiday bonus pay forfeited. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
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Top comments
waffule365 16
She said you could park there not that she wouldn't give you a ticket.
BeMyLove15 10
That was a dare.
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Comments (144)
upallnight11 19
What do you expect? #1: Never trust those damn cops.
Lunasis 14
and crap like that its why I rarely trust cops
tmmundy 17
She sounds like a total dumb ass.
truth_teller23 11
The cop was probably one of those people on parking wars-new jersey. She just wanted to look cool on TV by letting you park there, then giving you a ticket.
taarna77 6
You can... But you shouldn't.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Scumbag cop!
lvlegabyteme 4
Rules are rules, and you're not special. Park in a legal space and you won't get a ticket. Common sense.
hiandrews69 29
What a twat. If someone is trying to follow the law, by asking where it's suitable to park, you don't be a twat and lie about it...
mollyjbear23 10
Popo shut you down -_-
brandoneyez1 25
Fight it... You will win