Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a 'Monday to Friday only' parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
Today, I received the $30 parking pass that I ordered over 4 weeks ago. My class is only 4 weeks long, and next week is the last week. FML
Today, I arrived at work six minutes late due to heavily congested traffic. This is just two days after my boss put out a memo saying that anyone who's late to work from then until the new year will have their holiday bonus pay forfeited. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
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Top comments
waffule365 16
She said you could park there not that she wouldn't give you a ticket.
BeMyLove15 10
That was a dare.
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Comments (144)
DumbingOfAmerica 9
I would think she just said that to **** with you.
taranpreet 7
I understand the whole grammar and punctuation thing, but now people are just coming across snooty on here.
MidnightMonster 5
well... that sucks!
chillinAK 9
Seems to happen a lot-de ja vu here. I could have sworn I read something similar in random earlier.
Ksweety_fml 27
SHE KNEW YOU GONE PARKED THERE, SO SHE WRONG FOR THAT ONE. SHE SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU NO!!
jsandy1994 10
Who cares?
djxerxes9000 18
Quite funny that the subject is money and it has a piggy bank as the picture quite fitting for the police issue lol
SirCharles83 13
Snooty? She sounds like a moron.
llamalpaca382 13
Not if there wasn't another parking spot to be found. Why, just last night I spent 20 minutes looking for a parking spot, and ended up well over 10 blocks from the place I was going because there were no spots available.
jjmiller1001 17
in most cities and towns the police do not issue parking tickets, the parking authority is usually who writes parking tickets.