Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML
Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML
Today, I caught a grubby, evil-smelling, foul-mouthed woman blatantly shoplifting by stuffing electronics into her coat pockets, so I detained her and called the police. Less than an hour later I was fired. She was the shop owner's mother and “had permission” to just take stuff. FML
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML
Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML
Today, while covering lunch for the self-checkout host, I noticed a customer walking away. I smiled and said, "Have a nice night!" A few minutes later, I saw that she'd left without paying on her machine. I'd smiled and waved at a lady as she stole from me. FML
Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
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s3kShUn47 20
Ay, you gotta find some sort of use for those rolls....
xlord 27
I'm going to take a wild guess and say he tucked it into his fat folds.
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Comments (107)
worldclassrager 41
Do you live in Detroit?
MadHoney 9
That sucks but gotta give him some credit for that, clever. who would think to ask to check there. "sir I'm going to have to ask you to show your rolls."
xx_alexmagm_xx 12
That's something you don't see everyday, although I don't indulge in theft, I give him props for trying
Balanar 6
Well, he may be a thief, but 10 on 10 for originality.
aecribb 14
I misread this the first time and I thought it said gun, and I was just like "What...how...I don't even know where to start".
G14xT 13
Isn't gum like, about less than a dollar? I'd understand if it were cigarettes or something, but those are usually locked up...
gilien 15
Made my day haha
HeavenlyBeatz 5
Wow lol
datkid117 13
That is so disgusting. I would've just let him keep it.
KK_320 2
'Merica