Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
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Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML
Today, at 1 a.m., I had my headphones on trying to watch porn. I live in an apartment with thin ass walls anyway, and I didn’t realize my headphone jack had come undone. The volume was terrible on the video so I raised it louder, not realizing it until like maybe halfway through the video, and my window was also open. FML
Today, I was watching porn with no headphones, because my roommate had left for work. He didn’t fill me in that his girlfriend was, one, even over at our place, and two was using the room next to me to teach her third grade class. Yeah. I’m going to get headphones. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML
Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
Today, my manager called when I was watching porn. I picked up after pausing the video, but somehow the video kept playing. I'm pretty sure she definitely heard. FML
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fmlplzthks 0
if you guys sleep in separate bedrooms wtf else does she expect you to do...
ThorsSon 0
#3 said basically what I was thinking... "she came out of HER bedroom"? FYL for sure dude.
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Comments (89)
Zoeeee1234 0
how would you not be able to tell they were not plugged in correctly earlier?
Cjmw 7
Lol at "her bedroom" do you guys sleep in different rooms or something?
demonkisses 0
YOURE AN ASS WATCHING OTHER NAKED WOMEN WHEN YOU HAVE A WIFE HELL YOU SHOULDNT HAVE A WIFE!!! IF YOU WANTED TO WATCH OTHER NAKED WOMEN YOU SHOLDNT HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED ASS HOLE
Superflyshyguy 0
Butt hurt much.
Nave42 7
It depends on the relationship and what your partner thinks. Have you thought about the possiblity she was actually okay with it?
soccergoal 0
next time watch it when she is not at home.
whoisthisgirl 4
I agree with you.
Candisalis 0
why the crap would you be watching **** when you have a woman right there??
xNephilim 18
Because a lot of guys have a very high sex drive while a lot of women don't? If your partner doesn't feel like having sex, you'll find other ways of pleasuring yourself and that includes **** for a lot of people.
togepii 0
turn off the volume next time
hottottie 0
it's just ****, what's the big deal? some people..
jjmartin 0
I'd find it funny personally. not into ****, but never would I get mad at my guy for it. well unless I was trying to have sex with him, and he chose to watch **** instead.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
what wife would let their husband watch ****? Unless you were a lucky man