Transportation and Awkward: Small mistake

Small mistake

By lorahayes - 05/01/2012 18:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2020 21:00

Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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GrooveSponge 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:37

:D that's so unfortunate...I hope he didn't kick you in the taco.

Doortje 29

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:38

At least you enjoyed it for a short while.

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nabila21 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 8:38

Fail.... It happens to All of us -_-

ih82bl8 2

Saturday 7 January 2012 8:51

That's awful lol, poor guy!

lorahayes 4

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:08

thankyou! haha i have no idea why i have it, but i'd rather listen to film soundtracks than justin bloody beiber

sideboobbarney 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:05

Haha that made my day

WERKIT_LEGIT6 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 4:23

You... Just made my life...

george93 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:26

He shouldn't be offended its just a song it's not like you were hummin it about him or to him..jus sayin

gabbyknight1 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:00

As if you wouldn't notice he was a midget. Fyl

marziscrazy 6

Monday 9 January 2012 6:28

Today, I was standing in a subway and some jerk was humming the song "oumpa loumpa". I'm a midget. FML

rachbat00 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:42

Why do you have the oompa loompa song on your iPod?

Airy_Betch 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:52

It's called Peripheral Vision! Use it!

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Small mistake

Same thing different taste

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