Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
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intensitive 11
Lysol. And a phone call to his supervisor. FYL.
lynsieloowho 0
that is why you always carry sanitizer
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MiZiGe 4
Or, maybe, for a change - do not shit on your hands? I mean, that is what normal people do, right? Not shit/urinate on your hands. Why is it, that such a thing is so disgusting for you people? Because someone told you?? I wonder how many really bad things I would find in your fridges, or under your furniture, or beds...
Intellectualist 0
I feel like I want to die, just from reading that. People are disgusting.
gecko13 0
l don't care what she says, she's a cutie!
srl_fml 0
Get over it and clean your keyboard
bibblz 0
wow does ur ******* grammer really matter that much. NO so get a life and dott be like, oh u misbspelled a word, and u need a comma in ur sentence. cause nobody gives to *****
Ecnassianer 0
... He then started biting his nails, and posted that FML from yesterday.
Ecnassianer 0
^ This.
4ube_fml 6
Oh, come on ! Most people don't wash their hands after taking a dump. I don't, because.. well.. I'm CLEAN. I know how to wipe myself... (not washing your hands after peing when you're male is a big mistake, that I agree)
AlterEggo 0
YDI for not telling him off. I hope you called his supervisor.
mahoney83 0
I bet he was Indian not because he is an it guy but because he didn't wash his hands..
K0RRuPT 0
That's racist. I'm an Indian, and I seem to have better hygiene than most people here - Take a look at posts #29,#57,#66 for example. That's the same sort of retardness as saying every Muslim is a terrorist. @snickerdoodles, My grammar might be a bit off, mind correcting? ;p
brii_g 0
racist.
mahoney83 0
Indians smell like shit no pun intended...