Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML
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Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, we recently found out I'm infertile, and I thought we were both devastated, until my partner posted a drunk video to Facebook, basically celebrating that we will never have, "crying, nappy-shitting, soul-sucking, bank account-draining little sods." FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement when my doctor told me that I was infertile. Apparently, I’m now “useless” to him. When I mentioned adoption, he basically compared it to suggesting Pepsi when you want Coke. Seriously? FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
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Top comments
Jaywin 3
He was pretty insensitive if he knew you wanted to have kids. Although the no condom thing is good news.
Jem0_0 0
He's just looking on the positive side
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Comments (230)
lolhahafml 0
So you dont want to have a future with him because he didnt think negatively and feel sad about it
3kmtg 7
You seriously didnt see that coming?
Ninjasaurus18 9
Adoption!!! Just think: now, if you still want kids, you can adopt one of the thousands of children from China, teen pregnancies and orphanages in general. So basically, instead of further polluting the earth with more people, you can help the people that need it.
pamelarenea9 1
My friend received the same news two years ago from four different doctors. She now has a beautiful baby boy that she gave birth to in may.
mnaqvi 0
Atleast he still wants to b with u but srry bout the infertile part ): maybe u could adopt a kid?
gamernick1 2
I dont see anything wrong with the comment. Sure it sucks that you can have kids but you could always adopt and now you and him get to have more pleasure in bed. Every cloud has a silver lining.
DarthVader77 9
Insensetive, granted. But intrlligent and quick on the uptake. Net balance = even ;)
an3ph 20
Aaaaaaaaaaand she said yes.
Yeliel84_fml 5
Why do you still wear condoms after 2 years ??? But FYL, it's too bad ! Bonjour de France ^^
Hunterx700 17
obviously they had no idea she was infertile, and if your still boyfriend/girlfriend its highly unlikely you want to get pregnant
cwl727 33
Sorry to hear that you are infertile. Your boyfriend probably hadn't of really processed what you said. He also might not be thinking about kids either.