Miscellaneous: Silly idiot

Silly idiot

By Heather - 04/03/2010 12:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it, and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML

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You deserved it 3 683

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Remodeling

By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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You deserved it 13 609

By pukeytimes - 10/04/2015 23:03 - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

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By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

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You deserved it 8 394

Taint

By PaintedBum - 11/03/2019 18:00

Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML

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By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

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You deserved it 340

Walnut head

By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 02:00

Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML

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You deserved it 537

Housecleaning

By QuestionMyLife - 01/10/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML

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You deserved it 13 437

By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

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You deserved it 8 359

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 16:55 - United Kingdom

Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 32 156

Wipe out

By Anonymous - 25/11/2021 02:00

Today, I was walking up the stairs with my lunch in hand. I slipped and I dropped my plate, the rice and curry down fell down the stairs, while also spilling the water in my other hand. The wallpaper and carpet stairs are now stained. FML

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You deserved it 259

Sn0w_Bunni 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:03

ydi for having an alcoholic for a roomate an then expecting to have nice things!

lovej4ever 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:02

you should have stopped your roommate before he walked out

Comments

benen 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:49

tackle her stupid drunk a$$

DJ_Chutfield 4

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:50

Well, ****** move out, then!

fisheatsbear 6

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:57

bahaha

seeimdee 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 21:16

leave. simple.

dreamnitedarling 9

Thursday 4 March 2010 21:29

sue the roomie for cost of carpet plus their share of rent for the next three months in case it takes you a while to find someone new.

blueeyes24 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 21:37

You must have some ownership of the place if you are paying for the carpet? If so why do you not have a security deposit from your housemate?

morella_xx 29

Thursday 4 March 2010 22:23

Finish painting your door, then throw the rest of it all over his/her stuff. Mature? No. Satisfying? Yes.

AGGoddess 2

Thursday 4 March 2010 23:35

YDI for moving in with them.

javakrypt 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 23:47

YDI for two reasons; When painting you're meant to put sheets or plastic coverings, espcially over fabric areas even if you aren't painting directly over them; and you live with an alcoholic, kick the ****** out if he doesn't get help and quit.